Cikgu Tadika

Ada seorang cikgu tadika yang tak percaya wujudnya Tuhan. Dia pun berfikir bagaimana hendak mempengaruhi kanak-kanak di tadika tersebut supaya tak percaya wujudnya Tuhan. Tiba-tiba, dia mendapat satu akal...

Guru tadika : Anak-anak, nampak tak pen ini?
Murid-murid : Nampak cikgu.
Guru tadika : Pen ada kan?
Murid-murid : Ada cikgu.

Kemudian guru tadika tadi memasukkan pen itu
ke dalam poket dia dan kemudian bertanya lagi..

Guru tadika : Anak-anak,nampak tak pen?
Murid-murid : tak nampak cikgu.
Guru tadika : pen ada tak?
Murid-murid : tak ada cikgu.
Guru tadika : Anak-anak nampak Tuhan tak?
Murid-murid : tak nampak cikgu.
Guru tadika : Tuhan ada tak?
Murid-murid : tak ada cikgu.

Guru tadika itu sangat gembira kerana tujuannya untuk mempengaruhi kanak-kanak itu berjaya. Tetapi.. dalam kumpulan kanak-kanak itu ada seorang budak yang pintar yang bernama Amin lalu dia pun mengangkat tangan...

Amin : Cikgu, boleh saya cakap sesuatu?
Guru tadika : Boleh,mari ke depan.
Amin : Kawan-kawan nampak cikgu tak?
Murid-murid : nampak.
Amin : cikgu ada kan?
Murid-murid : ada.
Amin : Kawan-kawan nampak otak cikgu tak?
Murid-murid : tak nampak.
Amin : cikgu ada otak tak?
Murid-murid : tak ada.

A Famous Person Has Died

Best First Page of Any Book Ever?

Anda Percaya ??

p/s : klik gambar kalau kurang jelas ;)

Michael Jackson Dies - Good Bye King of Pop

LOS ANGELES – Michael Jackson, the sensationally gifted “King of Pop” who emerged from childhood superstardom to become the entertainment world’s most influential singer and dancer before his life and career deteriorated in a freakish series of scandals, died Thursday, a person with knowledge of the situation told The Associated Press. He was 50. (Born 28 August 1958).

The person said Jackson died in a Los Angeles hospital. The person was not authorized to speak publicly and requested anonymity.
The circumstances of his death were not immediately clear. Jackson was not breathing when Los Angeles Fire Department paramedics responded to a call at his Los Angeles home about 12:30 p.m., Capt. Steve Ruda told the Los Angeles Times. The paramedics performed CPR and took him to UCLA Medical Center, Ruda told the newspaper.

Now, the world lost a really great performer. MAK still remember few of MAK’s favorite song like Beat It, Bad, Billie Jean, Thriller, Smooth Criminal, Heal the World and many more. Heard he was planning to make a comeback, from someone close to Michael he was under stress and beeing perfectionist this somehow affect his health and life. Goodbye Jacko, may you rest in peace.

Pakwe² Kacak Channel Kampung (kacak ker???)

haaa kengkawan..ni plak antara gambar² chatters lelaki di #kampung..amacam kacak?? ye ker?? tepuk dada tanya diri sendiri.. ;)
bnyk gambar lagi sebenarnye..tapi nanti next n3 aku post okeyh! ;) nak tau name dak² lelaki kt atas nih?? p carik sendiri kohkohkohkoh ;P

Awek Cun Channel Kampung

ni dia antara awek² cun channel kampung yang famous² hehehe..amacam cun?? berkenan?? berminat?? pe lagi..jangan tunggu lama² p masuk minang cepat² ;)
nak tau nama² awek kt atas nih??? rahsiaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..nk tau p cri sndiri..kohkohkoh ;P